Zieliński hasn’t been in the Channel Islands for long but this wrecking ball of a wrestleman has rapidly ascended up the ranks alongside tag team partner and best (only) friend Damien Daniels. He is 100% brutality, 20% fists, 101% anarchy and 150% Polish – and that adds up to a whopping 371% of boom. The maths don’t lie!

Beast is wild, undomesticated and primitive and that makes him a dangerous Battle Dome combatant. In other news, he often bites his exceptionally long tongue when running.

The Big Kid has been lured to the dark side and joined Concorde Adams, GST and Ian Stewart and become an outlaw! He hates losers, and he sees them everywhere. Big Kid oozes confidence, however, some think his sour attitude tastes worse than school dinners, yuk!

Part of the Green Army. CIWW officials have completed thorough checks of the Funkaki legislation papers. Due to the Army's Tag Team title win, it was deemed that CIWW must sign Murphy and Black to temporary contracts and allow them to compete within the CIWW Battle Zone.

Hey you, what is a pirate’s favourite wrestling move???

An ARRRR-rm bar!!

This lucha–pirate mash-up is as strong (and fun) as navy rum. He loves nothing more than jumping on his whale and taking to the seas.

CIWW’s rocket man is the brave leader of the famed superhero collective – the Jobbers of Justice! Captain Courageous is a hunter of justice and a confronter of general bad behaviour, this guy has a naughty and nice list longer than Santa. Plus he has superpowers and can manipulate space and time (well not time) which is 100 out of 100 cool.

Part of the Green Army. CIWW officials have completed thorough checks of the Funkaki legislation papers. Due to the Army's Tag Team title win, it was deemed that CIWW must sign Murphy and Black to temporary contracts and allow them to compete within the CIWW Battle Zone.

Classy Ric is large, loud and strangely lovable. The self-proclaimed ‘mummies favourite’ is pound-for-pound the heaviest wrestleman in the world! Ric is a former World Champion of the World and a former Tag Team Champion of the World and is he doesn’t mind celebrating his legacy with a piña colada party. Bring your friends?! 

The ‘Delicious’ veteran wrestleman has been Tag Team and United States Champion of the World. Concorde is known to the CIWW fans as a chicken, a wimp and a crybaby! To prove everyone wrong he and Ian Stewart have teamed up with GST and The New Kid to create a band of outlaws called The Band of Outlaws!

The Guernsey native is less popular than Condor, though you could argue he is more reliable! Daniels is a two time Tag Team Champion of the World! An expert in thuggery and skulduggery, Damien is super speedy, freakishly flexible and seriously sneaky as he brings full force aggression to the CIWW Battle Dome in the most unthinkable way!

Hell is gone and heaven's here,there's nothing left for you to fear, shake your bum come over here.Now scream! *HOWL* Darchangel knows many wrestling manoeuvres including slam, body slam, splash and headlock! So, come on, let him entertain you as he continues his quest to become World Champion!

Default is as tough as they come! With strong strikes and limitless willpower, the scrappy underdog has no problem stepping toe-to-toe with any opponent thrown her way. Default’s confidence is ever-growing,her reputation is on the rise and has everyone believing she can becomethe World Champion of the World!

This devious loudmouth always looks out for his clients. Do you have what it takes to become one of his associates?

Gorgeous Scotty Thompson is lovingly known in Guernsey as the king of St. Peter Port. In Jersey, he is known as the king of breaking the damn rules... For 8 long years, he has been beating wrestlemen and winning gold and was the first-ever Grandmaster Champion in CIWW history – meaning he was the first to win all the belts! 

The unknown team member of the Green Army. All we know about Harvey is that he owns a Guernsey passport and a wrestling licence. 

Stronger than Jambo the Gorilla, the Immortal Hudson’s whopping physical strength is almost scary! Some even say that his momentum is so powerful that it cannot be stopped and when running he will destroy everything in his path! The colossal heavy hitter has never been pinned inside the CIWW Battle Dome, good luck trying kids!

The Jersey wonder Dirty South has been making pastry out of his opponents since the first day he stepped inside the CIWW Battle Dome. South literally can’t stop bashing his expert feet and fists into top bozo's faces and/or other body parts i.e. bums and tummies. He is also the record three-time World Champion of the World, hashtag legend.

'The World's Strongest Boy' is a mighty warrior with the heart of a large lion, fire of 14 bonfires, earth of 300 wildebeests and wind of at least 86 warthogs! Tales of Youngblood’s inextinguishable fighting spirit are highly impressive – CIWW’s second-ever Grandmaster Champion. Jack Youngblood is CIWW and CIWW is nothing without Jack Youngblood!

Jersey Dragon is back! The high flying reptile-like legendary creature who is equally fluent in flip, kick and Jèrriais has returned to the shores of Jersey. Fans said “yes!” and “wow!” in delight!

Now he is back he has his mask covered eyes set on winning gold belts. Bosh!

The face painted slugger was one half of the first-ever CIWW Tag Team Champions of the World with Classy Ric in the legendary team called the Firm. Since then though, he has felt under-appreciated and disrespected. The Madman snapped! SNAP! He violently turned against Classy Ric. Now he is on his own, the unsteady and unpredictable Madman is ready to once again prove he is the absolute best wrestle bloke on the planet! He's doing a pretty good job of it.

The former CIWW referee was fired for illegal and wrongful use of 3 counts. *frowning face emoji* He now spends his time annoyingly blowing his whistle everywhere! 

With more spice than a large scoop of salsa on your Doritos, the tex-mex suplex collector debuted in 2019. But the long-haired lad of Lucha libre failed to make friends as he let everyone know he is the ‘best wrestle eeese eeeever’ The masked maestro from the Mexican city of Alderney is a world-beater, burrito eater and of course a massive, massive moustachioed cheater!

On a scale of 1-to-10, the monstrous bully Squire is mega massive! Armed with the devastating submission manoeuvre ‘The Hunt For Red October’ and the mightiest kicks on the planet, the former World and United States Champion is a truly terrifying wrestleman and you don’t want to fight him.

Did someone order fries with that? Mustard? Ketchup? Maraca? Who knows exactly how to describe Tod Hot Dog?! He is a juicy and delicious audio/visual experience that is difficult to compare, but be aware – once you’ve sampled this delicate sausage you will never see regular old hot dogs in the same way.

Resurrected by the Green Army. Zombie Tod is stuff of Tod Hot Dog's nightmares. He carries bones instead of maracas becuase he is gross.

Don't try and eat him.